Gay Jihadi welcomes to our team Abu Waheeb, leader of Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant forces in Anbar, Iraq.
Gay Jihadi also welcomes Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Caliph of Islamic State. Abu has worked previously as a wrist model for Rolex.
Gay Jihadi understands that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Abu Waheed do not always agree on issues of Islamic jurisprudence, such as which direction Mecca lies in.
As peace-loving Muslims, they can always work through their differences. Sometimes things can get confusing.
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